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jason-michael.com
this page was created on October 12, 2001 and is maintained to this day as a foolproof way to annoy my wife





This is the first paragraph of the website. Hopefully, sooner than later, I will replace this dribble with something of substance. But for now, this will have to do. I know many of you will be rather surprised at how utterly useless this paragraph truly is, but it serves to demonstrate that my design works flawlessly, so it must stay through the design phase. Again, my sincerest apologies. Aren't you glad viewing this dribble costs nothing?

Oh my! We're doing it again, this time with another paragraph. How could this be? How could I subject my faithful readers to another paragraph of nonsense? First, let me express my sincerest condolences. Second, let me explain how truly sorry I am for wasting both your time and mine.

World News Dept.
¤ I wanna
       Christmas idealist

For me:
For coworkers:

World News Dept.
¤ No Thanks, Osama!
       ideas abound

I have this idea for a comic strip - a regular weekly variety where every week we get a variation of the same theme. Here's the first strip:

frame one: we see Osama Bin Ladin standing with his hands out, and a hot, blonde busty chick across from him looking curiously. Osama is saying: "Hey hottie girl. Why don't you come back to my place?"
frame two: Girl is asking a question: "But won't your wife and three daughters be upset if I come back to your place and we do sexy things?
frame three: Osama is explaining with a "forget about it" look on his face. "My wife and daughters were killed in a horrible train accident."
frame four: The girl looks shocked. Says: "But I just saw them last night at the market! I'm so sorry."
frame five: Osama backtracks, looks sheepish: "I mean they will be killed in a horrible train accident."
frame six: Girl looks angry, with hands on hips. Says: "No thanks, Osama!"

World News Dept.

...and you keep working until your established time to go, then you have made a deposit into the Emotional Bank-Account of your co-workers and your supervisors. Make no mistake: you will no doubt one day have to make withdrawals from that account. Wise is the man who, when forced to withdraw, withdraws from a bank account that is filled to the brim.

World News Dept.
¤ Hell's Balls
       

The other day my four-year-old daughter (see below) said, "I know that hurts your pee-pee spot." Gentlemen: when your kids figure out how to rack you, your life is officially over. Welcome to hell.

Features Dept.
» My Politics
       where I stand on the issues

If I could find a candidate who supports the following list of assertions, I would happily vote for them: But, that ain't gonna happen.