For me:

• neon sign cubes - sweet!

For coworkers:

• astronaut ice cream
• key chains
• Halo3 shrine
• business card filing cabinet
• usb humping dog

I have this idea for a comic strip - a regular weekly variety where every week we get a variation of the same theme. Here's the first strip:

frame one: we see Osama Bin Ladin standing with his hands out, and a hot, blonde busty chick across from him looking curiously. Osama is saying: "Hey hottie girl. Why don't you come back to my place?"
frame two: Girl is asking a question: "But won't your wife and three daughters be upset if I come back to your place and we do sexy things?
frame three: Osama is explaining with a "forget about it" look on his face. "My wife and daughters were killed in a horrible train accident."
frame four: The girl looks shocked. Says: "But I just saw them last night at the market! I'm so sorry."
frame five: Osama backtracks, looks sheepish: "I mean they will be killed in a horrible train accident."
frame six: Girl looks angry, with hands on hips. Says: "No thanks, Osama!"

...and you keep working until your established time to go, then you have made a deposit into the Emotional Bank-Account of your co-workers and your supervisors. Make no mistake: you will no doubt one day have to make withdrawals from that account. Wise is the man who, when forced to withdraw, withdraws from a bank account that is filled to the brim.

The other day my four-year-old daughter (see below) said, "I know that hurts your pee-pee spot." Gentlemen: when your kids figure out how to rack you, your life is officially over. Welcome to hell.

If I could find a candidate who supports the following list of assertions, I would happily vote for them:

• Abortion is a national atrocity
• Healthcare needs to be universal
• Retirement need to be secure and generous
• Taxes need to be as low as possible
• The US needs to stop being the World’s Policeman
• The War on Drugs/Terrorism/Immigration is a cover-up for bloated military spending and government
• Keep Church/State separate – no prayer in schools, teach appreciation for homosexuals and evolution

But, that ain't gonna happen.